Today was the worst day. Ever. First of all it’s monday. Fuck monday. Second of all it snowed like hell last night and this morning. The roads were so bad this morning. Some assholes caused some traffic on the highway. I was driving 35mph at least 100 feet behind the asshole in front of me. His brake lights come on. I hit my brakes too. Right as I hit the black ice. I flew off the road before my ABS even had time to think about pulsing. I spent my morning sitting in the center of the highway on the grass, stuck in a ditch, waiting for a tow truck to yank me out.

I finally get to work at 11 and there’s A MILLION things to do. Everything needs done right now, and I don’t  have time to do my own damn job let alone everyone else’s. It’s not my fault I’m the only competent motherfucker in the damn department.

While I’m at work I found out about my raise for the year. I get a 4.75% raise over last year’s salary. My salary goes from $58,000 to $60,700ish. Inflation in 2008 was 3.8%. Because of this, I get like a $500 raise. Woohoo 500 bux. I can buy myself…nothing. I’m thinking that the amount of time I spend at work may be reduced this year. I don’t get paid overtime anyway. Bastards.

I wait all day patiently to hear from the girlfriend, who’s in Europe. She finally gets some time online and I end up being in a meeting and she get’s off before I re-appear.

I finally get to leave work, drive straight to the gas station. Buy some relief-from-a-bad-day tools, and go home. I’ll leave you with an example of how to deal with your bad day. In summation, FUCK MONDAY!

How do you deal with your problems?