It’s against some sort of rule or law to post the same kinda thing two days in a row….but I had to. One of my roomates posted a personal ad on Craigslist. I think it was a joke, but he could be serious. You can never really be sure with him.
I am pennsyltuckey white trash but im a pretty kick ass dude – 22 (chesapeake)
Reply to: pers-1008546375@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-26, 2:37PM EST
I think is kind of pathetic that im posting something on here. But maybe call me old fashion id rather just bump into a girl in the store and have that spark. But I suck really bad at pickin chicks up. So heres the down low on me, my names Gus middle initial is A which stands for asshole. I’m from Derry, pa and moved here last June. I absolutely love Pabst blue ribbon, Jim beam and creedance Clearwater revival. (Pretty much all at the same time too). I’m rebuilding a 69-triumph bobber. I went to Penn state for manufacturing. I like to party in my tuxedo t-shirt so of course I like my baby Jesus to party in one to. I do not practice martial arts. But I like dive bar fights. I do have a good job, I do have a good car (dub diesel), and I do have my own place. HOWEVER I DO NOT want to pay for your shit. So if you think just cuz u got tits and a vertical smile in your pants that you’re gettin a free ride from this guy fuckin guess again. “However when we go out I will pay for you just cuz I am a little bit of a gentleman”. If you have a flat head that’s a plus cuz I like to set my beer down from time to time. I do not like girls with black eyes because they just don’t listen. I have a motocross track in my back yard. I love war movies exceptionally in surround sound all whiskey bent and side ways. I like to dress up from time to time but most of the time I wear cut-off camo shorts and boots. The last time I bought cloths was when wife beaters were 75% off at the dollar store. If your still reading by this point I love red Swedish fish, naked chicks, and Free bird. The smell of diesel fuel makes me horny. I may need a security deposit of a case of beer or whiskey until I get to know you…. so email me or find my on my space or face book…
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